Sometimes people place ads and don't really pay attention to what they are saying in them. Grammar and spelling can make the ads take on a whole new meaning. Of course, there are those who are cantankerous and place ads just for the fun of it. These advertisements were taken from newspapers, message boards, notices, signs and various places that people advertise their stuff. I don't think I'll be purchasing anything but they sure bring a smile to my face.
- sign say "I need tickets to the game" and on the other side it says "Tickets for sale!"
- GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.
- craigslist "iPod Tough for sale"
- NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
- My comments I make and my opinions are my on but there for sale!
- COWS, CALVES : NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
- My neighbors put their house up for sale. I'm really going to miss their cat
- FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
- One lap kitty for sale - quite fond of digging claws into lap.
- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
- For Sale : Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.
- 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
- Mother for sale. Seriously. I can't take her negativity anymore; I'm barely holding myself together as it were.
- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
- 4 sale - U have 2 pick it up -- Space Junk - Orbiting junk zooms past space station
- my brother is currently for sale :)
- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
- TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
- Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
- TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
- A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
- FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
- For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED.
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
- Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
- FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME
- Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand
- FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
- WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?: LOL....
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month, Wife knows everything..!!!
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It's sad that there are so many stupid people in the world but it is certainly fun to point and laugh at the mistakes they make. I'm sure you save a lot if you're a nudist but I'd think you'd have to really stock up on the sunscreen. And it would certainly be handy to have an extra pair of ears. I think I might have damaged the one ear when I had the sheer horror of being stuck living below a couple with the loudest bed in the history of beds.
ReplyDeletelol, I think I might rather listen to that than live above the people below me who blast their bass till 2 in the morning. It does give me a good foot massage though. Thanks for your comments.
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